kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

keyser-soze-98:

freckledemma:

Japanese text book

THIS IS SO PERFECT

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

arianettebenzo:

this was such a good episode of orange is the new black

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man